It is not the bike. It is the legs.

Save money, just watch the ads.

Just because it is non-fiction doesn’t mean it is true.

Copepods don’t chew gum. (Not Fiend’s, attribute to Dr. John Roff)

Fiend’s Razor: Sometimes it is helpful to view complicated things in simple terms, however, the opposite is never true.

Every great song is Satan-affiliated. (Not Fiend’s, attribute to Steve Toms)

Crop circles are just circles. In crops. Made by aliens.

Life is not meant to be easy, just possible.

Anonymity masks much but reveals all.

Without the background static, it all seems much too clear. We are not designed for clarity.

The only thing larger than emptiness is silence. Bigger is better.

conSTRUCT or CONstruct. Either way, something is built and something else is torn down.